Nobody comments on this blog anymore. People, it is time for you to start commenting again.
Be anonymous, be my mom, be Fudge Christine, but just comment.
I have a raging case of PMS and I am officially about as pissed off at nothing in particular as I can be. Moments ago, over pizza with the lovely and patient VBM, I happened to see a photo of Mike Huckabee in the newspaper. I felt my brain starting to sizzle. It made a little noise, sssszzzzzzz.
And my eyes, they got very narrow. "Mike Huckabee," I said, in a very annunciatey way, "Please. Go. Fuck. Yourself." VBM chuckled a little.
And then he told me that Jesus had told him that he also felt that Mike Huckabee should go fuck himself.
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I don't even know you and I think your blog is the bomb. You might be a friend of a friend; I've actually never asked the friend who sent me your blog one day and said, read this. Come to think of it, I should ask my friend about that.
And, also, I sometimes read your dog stories out loud to my boyfriend, and we laugh ruefully, because our dog is about the same age as yours and she doesn't listen much, either.
There, that is almost two comments in one. So very tired now. Keep writing! OK!
missy, here's my comment.
i love you, even when you are feeling cranky. but don't even TRY to bite my arm on friday when i see you. i know you will want to, and i am preemptively saying no, crazy lady, no. i love you, but not enough to let you bite my arm dammit.
but i am looking forward to seeing you!
You KNOW I love your blogs! Sometimes you just leave me quite speechless. Sometimes I just laugh and laugh and laugh....
I'm sorry zetta, Too. Much. GRE!!!!
Oh darling. Get a site meter and see how many hits you get per comment. I get about 80 -120 hits for each comment left. S'no big deal.
Hugs. Hope the PMS monsters have calmed down.
I'm just pissed I wasn't your inspiring person of the year. I mean...dude...come on.
I, too, a stranger reading your blog...and simply adore it. Your writing style is witty, lovely and rather raw-- excellent!
i've been pouting about your blog ever since you mocked people that put "..."s in their writing. i'm a trailer... i use these a lot...
seriously -- ask swovtech about my poutiness due to your blog.
Dude, its really bright over there.
Sorry to have been uncommenty, just not wanting to adulterate what you wrote, or maybe too abashed about certain things, ahem. Your posts are as brilliant as ever and moreso all the time. Plus, ditto what Mom said.
Love & speechlessness,
T230
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