Alright, you kids. I am really going to give you a shot here.
I mean, going out of town for the whole weekend? And leaving you here by yourselves?
If there is a fire or some other emergency, call VBM's Mom.
She loves emergencies.
Also feel free to call my parents if you have any legal troubles. You have their number.
They are always right there with bail money. But seriously, you can't drive the Subaru when I'm not around. It is simply too red. Drink all you want, but stay in the neighborhood. There is a handle of crappy tequila in the liquor cabinet left over from when we ran the Grand Canyon in '04. God, was it that long ago already? Drink that. I mean, all you want.
We will be out of range, somewhere at the beach. Yes, we are taking the dog. Don't call us.
Call our moms.
xxxooo Moms!!
5 comments:
have fun! i will stalk you when you get home.
Patrick Dempsy? VGM. Hmph!
i miss zetta already. *sniff*
There was a party. And boys. And drinking. Why aren't you here to lecture me?
Me. I was outta control this weekend. Went crazy with all the heat. But the garden looks great.
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