Thursday, June 22, 2006

Misc hair and a clue to the list

If my hair could talk, this is what it would say, all day long:
Am I curly? Or straight? Curly? Or straight?
Ok, curly? No, straight. Curly? Straight? Wait....Curly?
Straight! Yes! Oh! Curly? Um.....Straight. Really? I changed my mind. Curly. Really.
No, straight, that's it. But it I'm cuter curly, right? You mean straight? Or I could be kinda floppy.
But frizzy! Oh! Curly?

Also: how can you not love a man who says:
"I aim to misbehave."
Sigh, Malcom Reynolds.

7 comments:

Sam Artman said...

They're ALL Very Bad Men, aren't they?

zetta said...

Jimmysam, YOU WIN!

evil cake lady said...

goddammit! i was gonna say it!

congrats, jimmysam.

Shawn said...

What then, defines a Very Bad Man?

Sam Artman said...

VBM, n. (vee*bee*emm) 1. a man who is very bad ("He's a very bad man.") 2. umm. . .that's it - just very bad.

M said...

hee hee. you funny.

Shawn said...

Aye, true enough, yet if we take a peek at the VBM Genre, we see Zetta left off Harrison Ford, who by all accounts should be a VBM, but why would H. S. Truman be on the list, and not Teddy Roosevelt? Not to mention Dale Cooper wasn't really a VBM, he was a VSM. I'm also a VSM.