VBM: Can I bring you anything, sweetheart?
Me: Will you bring me Seth Bullock?
VBM: Yes I will bring him to you, but you won't like him very much when he gets here.
Me: Why? Because he is so mad all the time?
VBM: No. Because he will be missing all kinds of teeth and he'll have two black eyes.
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Hmm. . .seems as if VBM might have a little problem with old Seth. Hmm. . .I wonder if that has anything to do with the preceeding list. Hmm. . .does Zetta harbor crushes on all of these men? Hmm. . .
After actually bothering to read the title of this post, I am no longer wondering if it has anything to do with said preceeding list.
But. . .
I win the prize, rigt?
(No spelling police, please. It's a typo for Eff's sake.)
that VBM is funny.
Excellent, VBM. Now ol' Seth has been dead for about 2347835798054 years, so this getting morbid.
The Seth Bullock referred to herein is the one portrayed by handsome mofo Timothy Oliphant.
Aye, mayhaps so... but that's the actor. The REAL Seth Bullock looked like a walrus.
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