Ideas that need expounsion

-I can make up words if I want. The president does it all the time.
It's good strategery.

-The story about my newest girlfriend, who has: a husband who lives in another state, a paramour who lives down the road, more than several horses, a barn guy who is not playing with a full deck and also goes to funerals recreationally (his favorite lunch is peanut butter and jelly--every day) a one eyed barn cat, an obsession with the stock market, and yes, red cowboy boots. It should be noted that this woman puts ice in her wine to water it down and agrees she needs drinking lessons.

-stories about my small town acupuncture practice. It can get a little bit Twin Peaksy up there from time to time. For instance, I hear the local doc used to trade a vasectomy for a cord of wood, back in the day. Also, there is speculation that the local asian restaurant, which no one ever goes to, is a front for a money laundering operation.

-reliving the squalid details of Shitty Jobs I have Had in The Past.
(housekeeper, boat monkey, steakhouse salad bar girl, dish monger, and the dread job as an acupunk at an inner city detox facility.....)

You pick. What next??