Sunday, May 07, 2006

Conclusions I have drawn from various news items read over the last week

Condoleezza Rice is a white man.

If Marissa dies of an overdose next week, it would be good riddance. VBM even sent me a text message indicating that he thinks she deserves it.

Europeans are not as fat as we are because they don't drive everywhere. God.

Irony really is the energy that drives the world.

Becoming a parent in your 60's is:
a good idea, defensible, noble even
also, it is the business of everyone else in the world

Ambien+driving=bad choice

The President is not only above the law, he is the Decider, and he gets to Decide.

Oil companies are evil because they make alot of money. This is news?

Believing in god=good morals. See above about irony.

6 comments:

Voix said...

Zetta, you're awesome. That is all the news I need.

Shawn said...

To the point, and lovely... That'd be you.

Sam Artman said...

I think YOU should run the CIA.

Shawn said...

Of course, if she did run the the agency, its name would be changed to the "Cram It Agency", at least they could keep their abbreviated name...

zetta said...

I like this Cram It Agency.
Yes....

Shawn said...

Well Mark, you could be the "decider". I agree the Futurist job would kick butt. Having correct predictions would be nice too.