Saturday, January 14, 2006

Overheard

"I don't date married men! I do go out to lunch with them occasionally."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

What kind of a NUT would say that???

zetta said...

I really can't say.

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness for Zetta's discretion.

Sam Artman said...

That's okay. I ASK married women OUT and get nothing anyway.

Shawn said...

Well, I don't ask married women out because its just too messy. (Yes, I've been there and it gets really hairy).

However, I am pining after a woman who is married. I've known her for 10 years and always had a thing for her. Her spouse is being lame and doesn't want kids and her alarm clock is going off. I have wisely kept my longings to myself as I certainly don't want to add to the suffering.

Sam Artman said...

Oh. No pining-for here, psnd. Just negligence.