Um. . .puh-bacon is the buh-haters only solace! Same goes for tuh-bacon! Puh is the only true baconable meat. See? Like VBM, I am a purist. No nuts in my brownies. No buh or tuh in my bacon.
Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime.
It's no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.
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BEEF BACON!!! OUTRAGEOUS!! I WON'T HAVE IT!!
snark!
jimmysam, what's wrong with the buh-bacon? does this mean you hate the tuh-bacon (that's turkey, fool) too?
Um. . .puh-bacon is the buh-haters only solace! Same goes for tuh-bacon! Puh is the only true baconable meat. See? Like VBM, I am a purist. No nuts in my brownies. No buh or tuh in my bacon.
Whomever is posting anonymously here is brilliant for the snarking. That is all.
and making you crazy with the wondering!
Annoying someone via the Internet is now a federal crime.
It's no joke. Last Thursday, President Bush signed into law a prohibition on posting annoying Web messages or sending annoying e-mail messages without disclosing your true identity.
Google: "Create an e-annoyance, go to jail"
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