So: made off with a bunch of loot this holiday season. I got a Le Crueset dutch oven, so
somebody will not be loaning me hers every two seconds anymore. It is yellow.
VBM gave me a lovely down jacket, which is white! He said he had to go out on a limb.
The limb, my friends, is the reason that there are people wandering around this planet who refer to me as "Stainsky". This self same limb done got me gifted A field Guide to Stains for my birthday last year. Do you know that people actually call me up and ask me how to get stains out of their clothes? Waller, for instance, once called me up and asked me how to get personal lubricant out of something. I asked him if it was water-based or petroleum based. He didn't want to say.
Let us now take a moment to chuckle to ourselves about Waller.
The title of this post has nothing to do with the post at all. But. It is still funny.
If you are at all thinking of referring anyone to me for acupuncture, now would be a really good time to do that. Ahem.
Also: cheesecake.
9 comments:
That comment was comment spam.
Grrrrrr!
how'd you get comment spam?
my dutch oven will miss you.
cheesecake?
its good, soooo good, to be home!
tx this week?
mustsleepnow
Ditto on spam amazement and the goodness of being home.
Nice! Good job VBM for going out on a limb. You must be evolving out of your Stainsky-ness, and this is his show of faith ;-) And Waller... his stories always make me laugh.
The texas hold em one isn't really spam.
It is smart-assery from my family.
smart-assery. good word. i just learned the word assholery last night. must be the same dialect.
I'm glad that there wasn't an add for Texas pocket pool hold 'em... that's just nasty!
-Punkass
What about the bottle the coat came in, eh? I think we should call it "The I Dream of Stainsky Coat".
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