Saturday, December 31, 2005

Books I may have written about 2005

I know Everything About You From Your Cell Phone Conversation At The Restaurant

Donuts for Dogs: Canine Obesity In America's Back Yards
My Child Is The Noisiest Fashion Accessory
Pretending You Don't See Me Does Not Make Me Go Away
Why Use Turn Signals When You Can Eat French Fries And Talk On The Phone?

God Told Me To Invade Iraq And I'm The President!

PTSD And The Low-Rise Jean Epidemic

Celebrities' Boobs Are News
Being Really Mean For Dummies

I think I am Cute But Really I'm An Asshole

Britney Spears, Iconoclast

4 comments:

Sam Artman said...

What a great idea for a post. Would it be terribly uncouth, unoriginal, craven, and just plain idiotic of me to ask your permission to make the same list (with different titles, of course) on my pathetic, largely unattended and unread blog?

Can I? Huh? Huh?

Sam Artman said...

Thanks! Please observe at P's R.

Shawn said...

What a great end -of-year-wrapup! And yes certain low-rise jeans(genes?) situations can cause PTSD indeed! Crack. Its not just for Plumbers anymore. Reminds me of a pictorial comparison between Paris, France and Paris, Georgia....

evil cake lady said...

What about the book titled My Coworker Is The Best Person In The World? Guaranteed bestseller.