Jason, Jason, Jason.
You bastard. I send emails to all your addresses and what do I get in return? I get nothing.
Also you moved away and I am not happy about that.
I don't even care that you met a young thai girl who now wants you to marry her and so what if you got a job that pays better than the crappy Trader Joe's job you had here that nearly drove you to mass murder? I do not care!!!
We used to waste hours at a time instant messaging, but then you made friends with the popular kids, and the little icon next to your name is always dim.
Sigh.
Who will burn recliners in Lisa's parking lot with me and Jen and Regenia?
Who? Who?
Jason if you don't get in touch with me, you are a dead man.
Love,
Zetta
5 comments:
Huh. Well, your last e-mail was just a brief request for info., but you didn't say anything about yourself. And, I was outta town last weekend. Also, I gotta go to work. Right now. But I will be in touch. Let's write on paper, ok? It's more special.
I think I'm coming to Portland in March.
And my friends are mostly popular with me. Not sure what that comment's all about. Jeesh! I've been blown off much longer by friends before I ever complained.
Patience, dear.
Perhaps a bit impatient, but infinitely hot
An Open Comment On Zetta's Blog To Jason:
are you really coming to portland in march? do we get to hang out? you never said anything about my lip ring. i'm crying inside.
You acupuncture broads are freakin' sensitive. Jen, your lip ring is sublime beyond all comment. I was waiting to see you in March so I could recite odes over your lip ring. Gosh, but it's nice!
Stacey: Letter on the way, writ by me own hand. Now, swoon.
Jason you must stay at my house--I insist. You can have your old room and everything!!
I am so SO SO swooning over this letter-to-be. Lets hope you inlcuded your address and new phone number because I lost them.
Sigh. Swoon.
Also am not a BROAD.
Hebe.
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