Previously on Twin Peaks

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I have a raging case of PMS and I am officially about as pissed off at nothing in particular as I can be. Moments ago, over pizza with the lovely and patient VBM, I happened to see a photo of Mike Huckabee in the newspaper. I felt my brain starting to sizzle. It made a little noise, sssszzzzzzz.
And my eyes, they got very narrow. "Mike Huckabee," I said, in a very annunciatey way, "Please. Go. Fuck. Yourself." VBM chuckled a little.
And then he told me that Jesus had told him that he also felt that Mike Huckabee should go fuck himself.