This morning I went to check my schedule on my goddamn palm pilot, and...nothing happened.
It wouldn't turn on. I brought it home and plugged it into the wall and still, nothing happened.
I thought: Fuck! I have had this thing only since last fall and already it just up and DIES on me?? Now I will have to drive up to the giant big box store and buy a new one, this time with a dreaded service contract.
Since it was lunch, I called up the VBM.
"VBM", I said, "my fucking palm pilot is broke. Gah!"
VBM: "Hmmmm. Did you try the RESET BUTTON?"
Me: "There is a reset button?"
VBM: Usually on the back, there will be a tiny button that says reset button."
Sure enough, there was a RESET BUTTON!! Yay! I pushed it, and my palm pilot jumped back into the game.
Me: "Thanks, VBM! You are my hero!"
VBM: "I've got your back, sweetheart."
He really does.
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Happy Birthday ECL! You are an amazing, powerful, smart, lovely woman. Thank you for being my friend, doctor, business partner, and fellow laugher. I hope the coming year is a deluge of love, adventure, and grand inspiration.
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Like my friend Bruce once said. I don't know much, but what I do know is widely applicable.
VBM
VBM, you know ALOT. If you didn't, I would be in trouble. I think you are the cat's meow, despite your penchant for the Bare Naked Ladies.
thanks missy!! just got home from the birth--what nice early birthday presents: a chubby cheeked fresh little bebe and a lovely birthday wish from my favorite clinic partner in crime. don't tell the yohimbillies i said that. can't wait for our lunch together.
i love you zetta mcbetta!
I LOVE VBM too!!!!!
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