This is what happens to your pristine white dog when the Man Of The House takes him, unsupervised by moi, to the dog park.I will add, however, that said Man, he did he did he did take that dog and put him in the shower. Laws, I have been tired and uninspired to rant much or rave much as of late. I am still aghast at the bullshit that the gubmint continues to perpetrate upon the citizens of the world. I also thought it was funny, that bit about the Reverend Ted Haggard being "completely" heterosexual. Lets chalk up another one for those churchy folks who are keeping their kinks on the DL and then the goddamn liberal media finds out about it and everything just...comes out of the closet! Or not.
Even I'm not above indulging in a little schadenfreude.
I had the good pleasure of enjoying a nice dinner out with a friend I haven't seen since before we got that muddified dawg. We dined on righteously prepared sliders at a newly appointed hipster hangout (complete with the requisite Portland Public Pregnancy factor in-house.) We then enjoyed a dessert at yet another hipster outpost and got flirted with by the fourth-grader that was our cute waiter.
Just a minute ago, the VBM called out to me from the office, where he is filling out the Census, which is, in case you doubted it, is REQUIRED BY LAW and if you do not fill it out in a timely fashion they will CALL YOU and HARASS you about it. "Hey, is it okay if I tell the Census that you work in the adult entertainment industry?"
I love that man. He's completely heterosexual, you know.
4 comments:
That puppy looks ornery.
That is one good lookin dog... dirt and all!
More to the point, the puppy looks... satisfied!!! Good on VBM for taking the pupster to the DP!!
You know ever since the "Acid generation" took over the media, all rhyme and reason has abandoned the so called news.
What is this Portland Public Pregnancy factor you speak of?
You know, VBM is on to something there with the Census. We should ALL say we work in the Adult Entertainment Industry. At least part time. That would be brilliant; we'd mess with the sociologists for years to come!
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