Monday, December 25, 2006

Things Said To Me On Christmas Morning

"Dingos ate your baby!"
"I should bitch slap Garrison Keillor."
"Who wants more bacon?"
"Hell froze over once again and I went to church last night."
"I've been using a tweezer."
"mmmmm.....Burgerville."
"This ninja sucks."
"Nun down!"

Happy Holidays!

8 comments:

Sam Artman said...

Don't forget "Verocilaptol!"

Sam Artman said...

And who ever would want to bitch-slap Gallison Keirrol?! He's so gleat.

zetta said...

That's light, Jimmysam!
Also: you are SO going to hell.

Voix said...

I am impressed. My Christmas wasn't nearly that interesting.

zetta said...

That was only the morning. It got better. You should come hang out with us, Voix. We'd take you in a heartbeat.

M said...

I miss Burgerville. Their shakes are SOOOOO good.

Voix said...

Careful, I might take you up on that.

zetta said...

....mmmmmm Burgerville.