Pedophiles and irony and WTF

I remember vividly the recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance that began each day of school for my redneck classmates and me as we embarked on our elementary education in the bucolic village of Nisswa, MN. I recall the sharp smell of offgassing carpets. The flicker of the fluorescent lighting. The placing of my right hand over my heart, and the reverence that only children can have, children wanting to be good, as we plowed through the indivisibles and the under gods. My good Minnesota education taught me that this USA was the best way ever to have a government, and that people like the President were chosen by everybody--that's what makes them so trustworthy and damn fine supporters of what Americans want. Meanwhile, the Bush family was fucking me over before I even got to the second grade.
Ever since the Decider took office I have been astonished at the sheer transparency of the corruption going on in our government. I realize that I need not rehash it in this forum. I am pissed off about all this bullshit that is happening right now, the latest stupid example of ironic fuckery not withstanding. Everyone knows that pedophiles, even drunk ones masquerading as champions of children, do not belong in office. And neither do their fat, disgusting, god-loving, money-grubbing, lying, cheating, raping, war-mongering, tax-evading, bribe-taking, racist, evil, stupid flunky friends. Even the President.