Though I love the uncouth, this is just going one step too far, people.
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There is a guy down at the apartments where we used to live while we were building our house who has 'em on his truck. They are flesh colored. Gross, but funny.
Undoubtably they will be all the rage out here in Yamhill county. Perhaps I'll muster up some of that budding entrepreneurial spirit and and act as the local distributor for the company. I know Todd's Suspension Shop (Big Truck Mod Shop) would carry them.
Would go nicely with the bull horn on the hood of many a jacked-up truck.
1) I googled "truck scrotum ornament" because I saw some driving down the road and was disgusted. 2) I do not know. I think it has to do with small penis syndrome. 3.ew.
Oh, this goes far beyond teeny weeny sydrome (or a case of a "thumber" - some of you will know of which story I refer to here). This "bull balls" business stems from some deep recess of the male collective conscious - straight out - bull god of fertility style mythos come to life as truck ornamentation. Of course, with any bull god of fertility there's a double-edged sword of meaning... There's the intended "studliness" of this symbol, but also the unintended imagery of the fertilized field that the bull inhabits, I suspect the avid customers of this product are of the latter ilk.
I've got a good pair of Henckles kitchen scissosrs and a twelve pack if anyone wants to join me for some, shall we say latenight eunuch-truckin'. Anyone?
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There is a guy down at the apartments where we used to live while we were building our house who has 'em on his truck. They are flesh colored. Gross, but funny.
Undoubtably they will be all the rage out here in Yamhill county. Perhaps I'll muster up some of that budding entrepreneurial spirit and and act as the local distributor for the company. I know Todd's Suspension Shop (Big Truck Mod Shop) would carry them.
Would go nicely with the bull horn on the hood of many a jacked-up truck.
As if it isn't obvious that the guy has a penis truck for "some" reason, he has erased all doubt by adding a pair of nuts to it!
okay.
1.HOW did you find that site?
2.WHY would someone want that?
3.eeew.
1) I googled "truck scrotum ornament" because I saw some driving down the road and was disgusted.
2) I do not know. I think it has to do with small penis syndrome.
3.ew.
Oh, this goes far beyond teeny weeny sydrome (or a case of a "thumber" - some of you will know of which story I refer to here). This "bull balls" business stems from some deep recess of the male collective conscious - straight out - bull god of fertility style mythos come to life as truck ornamentation. Of course, with any bull god of fertility there's a double-edged sword of meaning... There's the intended "studliness" of this symbol, but also the unintended imagery of the fertilized field that the bull inhabits, I suspect the avid customers of this product are of the latter ilk.
Excellent Mark! I wasn't going to go there, but glad you did!
Mark, that was truly epic.
I've got a good pair of Henckles kitchen scissosrs and a twelve pack if anyone wants to join me for some, shall we say latenight eunuch-truckin'. Anyone?
I'm down, Jimmysam!
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