Tuesday, June 27, 2006

One finger meditation: the middle one

I woke up cranky today. After that, I took Loki for an uneventful walk, which is nice, considering that over the weekend she drank the ocean and had diarrhea and pouty face the entire time.
When I returned home and began to get ready for work, I chose a nice clean white tank top to wear with my cute little yellow and purple skirt. Then I thought it would be perfectly lovely to have an iced coffee to go with my outfit. I set about making a small press of coffee for my beverage and immediately sprayed coffee all over my pristine white tank top. So I had to take that off and get the coffee out of it. Next I chose another little shirt and got out a tray of fresh ice cubes, not the kind that sit in your freezer and get crumbs from god knows where in 'em (where do crumbs come from in a freezer???). I cracked the tray and all of the fresh beautiful ice cubes went crashing down on the floor. And this day? Has continued in this vein. Is mercury in retrograde? Have I stumbled upon some dust bunny of bad karma left over from the time I and my friend took all the valves out of the tires on the cars that belonged to the hockey team when I was in highschool? I hope not. I have a haircut scheduled for Friday.
Hmmmmpph. GrrrrrrrrRawwwrrrrr munch munch.

4 comments:

evil cake lady said...

honey, mercury goes retrograde on july 4th. until july 28th.

until then, i can only offer this: our brains got a little melty yesterday in the heat.

also, my teacher did say on sunday (which was the new moon) to watch yourselves, because in the next three months Something's Coming, and she didn't know what or how or any more than that she needed to warn us. tirals and tribulations and such, i guess.

and, i hope today's misfortunes were just a fluke, and not part of a pattern.

evil cake lady said...

oops. i meant trials, not tirals.

Sam Artman said...

I feel ya, Zetta. I've been walking around with a sofboiltegg on top of my neck the last two days. It's the heat. Oh, and I dropped my deodorant in the kitty litter this morning. Yeah.

mermaid said...

But Zetta, take heart - even with coffee on your shirt, you're still hot, and I'm not talkin' about the outside temperature! And next time you spill ice cubes on a hot day, grab VBM and put 'em to good use!