"I have a really expensive latop and I have dial-up. I should have bought a moderately expensive laptop and got broadband. What was I thinking?"
"Eight slug-bugs and a midget!"
"That whole pooping in a box thing, I don't know."
"We need some riots in this country."
"Sore nipples mean you aren't doing it right."
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"Well I don't know," said the midget, "The sore nipple riots against the box poopers in this country means we just aren't doing it right" She continues to fumble with her overpriced laptop, as she tries to get the latest newsfeed over her wireless dial-up.
Sorry. I lost my mind on that last one. See. . .psnd stole my reply. Now what am I going to do? Will my nipples never be not sore? Will I ever learn to do it right? Huh? What?! Shut up, midget! I'm working here.
You would have gotten away with if it weren't for those pesky kids and their dog...
Oh, I don't know. Sore nipples always make me feel loved.....
Gah...! What can you say to that??? Besides "what are you doing Frinday night..." GL... you win!
GL, you do win.
Everyone else....I don't know about you people.
I WIN?!?!?!? Wow, that never happens! Thanks :-)
GL: Of course you win, nothing can top your comment. My hat is off to you!
Z: Oh, you love us and our odd comments!!!! Besides that I believe you owe us some more crazy high school stories.
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