This morning, in bed:
VBM: "Okay, here is your assignment for today. Think about this, and we will discuss it tonight."
Me: ?
VBM: "Marissa Cooper. I don't understand what her redeeming qualities are. She's pretty cute if you like skinny girls in maternity clothes. She doesn't seem to be particularly smart, or kind, or funny, so why does everyone like her so much? Especially Ryan?
Feel free to discuss it with your friends and use the internet."
Me: ...
19 comments:
who the hell is marissa cooper? does this mean i'm not intelligent?
Dude. Use Google.
Also, like, watch out, Cassara.
Eh? Do you mean Mischa Barton? Marrisa Cooper is some sort of Australian Singer or something. As per Mischa Barton, she looks like she needs a steak sandwich or something.
Now Toni Collette or Kate Winslet on the other hand...
I said it once and I'll say it again. . .EEEEE ZZZEEEEE!!
What does a deceased gangsta rapper formerly of N.W.A. have anything to do with this??? An L.A. connection perhaps - straight outta Compton?
Dyanara, if you keep this up I won't take you to Cabo next weekend with the guys. I mean, like, it's one thing to loose my frosted pink lip gloss, but to be mean to me? In front of all these available guys? That is SO not the Abercrombie way. O. My. God!
Punkass, I am afraid you are irretrievably lost in this conversation.
Being lost or found in a conversation is so 20th century! Being confounding is entirely the point in this new era.
Perhaps you would enlighten me regarding these eldritch and esoteric ways...
Oh Punkass, it is just nothing.
Dear Punkass,
Hit the link, yo!
I totally hit the link before it was even there. That's old news. Mischa Barton is one of those factory cut-out type actresses. So to address the assignment that Prof. VBM gave, The actress and the character are pretty weak. So there it is.
Well, back to the genealogies of occult secret societies of 18th century Europe. tata.
Supposedly, Mr. GWB is highly educated as well???? Just askin...
Ah, but does anyone mourn for Falco, on the upcoming 8 year anniversary of his death?
Rock me, Amadeus. Hmm. . .Mozart's 250th, too. Coincidence???
Never. Its all a conspiracy! Geez, VBM should offer up more material for the blog, look at the mileage we got out of this post...
True, but the mileage actually has nothing to do with the post.
Let's try to turn this truck around, then. In the spirit of deconstructing the infiltration of media (entertainment) into the public psyche, I would say that Marissa Cooper and Ryan Whatsits have no redeeming qualities what so ever. On the other hand, Summer Whatsits and Seth Cohen exhibit more human qualities such as fear, loathing, humility, and falability. So, I would posit that the four of them represent the very real dichotomy found withing the human condition - lightness and dark, yin and yang, right and wrong, good and evil, etc. THAT is what draws every slobbering idiot into the presence of Marissa Cooper. It's inevitable.
Look out for smokey on the interchange.
Over and out.
Don't forget the four humours of the years past. Whatsits and Whosits?
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