Instead, I am thinking about what I will bring on my junket to Minnesota this weekend.
I'm crazy like that--flying off to Minnesota for the weekend! In February, even! If there is anything I know, it is a good time.
Laptop: check.
iPod: check. Loaded with several episodes of Paranormal Podcast? Check.
Magazines for the plane: check. (Food porn and more food porn. Was tempted to spring for People but thought better of it when I realized I might be seen with it.)
Books: check. Al Franken and a book about the ruins I love so much.
Wool turtlenecks: check.
Long Marks: check.
Scrabble skills?Oh so check.
I can't wait for some pumpernickel bagels and a Big Mike's Super Sub, baby!
7 comments:
Best of luck to you.....such a cold, cold, nut frostin place.
State of the what now? I think I slept through it. However, I do seem to recall awakening briefly to the words "addicted to oil". Well, folks, you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to oil.
Is Minninnissotata on Central Time or Eastern time? If Central, that makes your bed time 6:22. If Eastern, that makes it. . .let's see. . .carry the one. . .5:22. That's a lot of sleepin' yo!
Don't forget a scarf to wrap around your face so your lungs don't freeze when you breathe! And gloves, so your hands don't crack and fall off. And wool socks...OK, you get the drift.
And a parachute in case your plane freezes and falls out of the sky, and maybe slip in a winter survival class for good measure.
I just want to say that like, there will be like totally no hot topless guys where you will be going, and that you SHOULD be coming with me to CABO, oh my god! Jason said his brother's best friend's cousin is like, bringing his entire football team, and they are, like, SENIORS!! We ae going to get like, SO tan and like, SO wasted! Dyanara, can't you please ask your dad for the money to come to Cabo this weekend??
Dude, Cassara, that is a fucking righteous comment! But! My dad will be, like, no way? And I will be in MN while you are with the football team, but at least they won't be calling ME a slut, Cassara.
dyanara, i'm like, not slutty and all, i'm just Friendly. i'm like, a healer you know? and sometimes the kind of way football guys like to heal, you know, is like, with sex, okay?
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