Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Dear Republicans

From: me
Subject: Business Advisory Council
Date: December 20, 2005 3:53:12 PM PST
To: website@nrcc.org

To Whom It May Concern at the NRCC:
Somehow I was "selected" to be an "honorary member" of your business advisory council.
My office has received several phone calls regarding this matter.
During one such phone conversation, I declined involvement with your organization.
I am still receiving phone calls at my office.
I do not want my name associated with any media materials distributed by your organization.
Please remove my name from any such materials immediately.
I did not volunteer for this designation, and I do not support conservative tax reform measures.

Please note that I am not a member of your organization, nor do I support it in any way!
I mean it.

Yours,
zetta

2 comments:

Sam Artman said...

Dear Republicans,

YEAH!

Yours,

Lefty McLiberal

Shawn said...

Sweet! Evil bastardos, all of them...