Here's your first question: I'm almost 30 and about to get my first real job. How can I maintain my sexy, lithe, and dangerous mystique?
This question was posed to me in the context of a comment left on a previous post.
I have several thoughts on this. First, get a spiderman costume and wear it under your your real job clothes. Then go out and swing from Denver skyscrapers saving people from crime! Or you could join the mob. Or maybe the Yakuza. Get holograms on your teeth. Grow your eyebrows all the way around your eyes. Eat only white things. Get some implants. Good luck!
3 comments:
Spiderman costume, definitely the Spidy costume......
Spiderman costume is a good idea, but make sure its not polyester. Polyester doesn't breathe very well. Not comfy.
I think the person in question should always wear a mask. Now that's mysterious and sexy.
The underoos don't fit no more. I was sure you would say "crossdressing." Hm.
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