Monday, November 28, 2005

Dawson

In a former life, I worked in restaurants. I still believe that the Back of The House is the last outpost of political incorrectness, the last bastion of Truth, and one of the few places people say what they mean while mostly sober. There was a strapping young man with whom I toiled in the kitchens of our discontent, and one day he had a comment on the fantasy shared by most men around: that of the menage a trois. The one with the two women. Not the two firefighters.
Anyways, what he had to say about it was this:
"I have a difficult time imagining disappointing two women at the same time. One is enough for me."

10 comments:

Jason said...

He should read the Multi-Orgasmic Man, by Mantak Chia. It works!

Shawn said...

He should be me... it works. well.

zetta said...

Okay! I was not hoping to generate a discussion about men having multiple orgasms!

Shawn said...
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zetta said...

People's MOMs read this.
Jesus.

Anonymous said...

Well, I just want to applaud the Man for being being realistic about his abilities and not falling into the typical male fantasy. Besides, I think the two firemen one is way better :-)

Shawn said...
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evil cake lady said...

The worst is when they shyly/slyly hint that the two women they want most in the world at the same time would be you...and your BEST FRIEND.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Stupid little fuckers. (sorry moms)

Shawn said...

The Threesome in any combination in a committed relationship is trouble. The best friend thing is lame...

I could tell you some stories... but I won't.

Sam Artman said...

Damned pragmatists will never get two anyway!